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i introduce the selfish machine

edating:

(◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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People like to say “You shouldn’t get visible tattoos because you’ll regret it on your wedding day when you can’t wear the dress you want without looking disgusting.” 
Those people can stfu.
these are fucking sweet
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